Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find
three roses at the end of the bed.
Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but
I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them."
"Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the
operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he
wanted to say thanks."
"Ahhh, that's really nice" said Lucy.
"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation
was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently
it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's
very excited!"
"Brilliant!" said Lucy. "And the third?"
"That's from Eric in the burns unit" said the nurse. "He just
wanted to say thanks for his new ears"
"We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what
you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide
since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads:
"All the men here have it short and thin." The friends laugh
and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here have it
long and thin." Still, this isn't good enough so the friends
continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men
here have it short and thick."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still
two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here
have it long and thick." The women get all excited and are
going in when they realize that there is still one floor left.
Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth
floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here.
This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to
please a woman."
Old Age (Well We'll All Be There One Day)
both Sides of the Sexual Divide
where are all these lessons coming from
Babygreen and some Other Old Friends
Don't blame me shoot the bloody Duck