From The duck (Hi Steve)

He Said She Said

(10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra;
you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

(9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said...It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

(8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you,
I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

(7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'.
She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'

(6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere".
Written just below it: "I do not".

(5) He said... "Shall we try switching positions tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea....
you stand by the ironing board while
I sit on the sofa and fart."

(4) Priest said... 'I don't think you will ever find another man
like your late husband.'
She said...'Who's gonna look?'

(3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money
I give you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

(2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do,
leave the hall light on.

AND THE NUMBER 1 ..He said...She said: (1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there

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True Definition of Shit

Proves We Have Some Educated Surfers Visit Us Here

Fabulous bit of historical knowledge

Ever wonder where the word "shit" comes from. Well, here it is:
Certain types of manure used to be transported (as everything was
back then) by ship. In dry form it weighs a lot less, but once water
(at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation
began again.
A byproduct of this is methane gas.
As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what
could(and did) happen, methane began to build up below decks and the
first time someone came below at night with a lantern - KA-BLOOEY!
Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was
discovered what was happening.
After that, the bundles of manure where always stamped with the
term
"S.H.I.T" on them which meant to the sailors to

"Ship High In Transit."

In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that
came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the
production of methane.

Bet you didn't know that one.

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