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It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Glasgow
edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Glasgow.

If you have one of the Glasgow editions you may need some help
understanding the commands.

The Glasgow edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen.

It reads WINDAES 98 with a background picture of a Wee Gallus Bastard
superimposed on a Crossed Swords Flag.
It is shipped with a Possil Team Ya Bass screen saver.

Also note:


The Recycle Bin is labeled Oot tae fuck
Dialup Networking is called Ma Mates
Control Panel is known as How Tae Fuck Aboot Wi The Settins
Hard Drive is referred to as Big Disk
Floppies are known as Them Wee Plastic Bastards

Other features:

OK = its aww-right
Cancel = fuck off
Yes = aye
No = nay fuckin' chance
Find = get it yer fuckin' sel'
Go to = orr therr
Help = ah cannae dae it
Stop = gie's fuckin peace
Start = fuckin' move
Settings = settins
Programs = stuff at does stuff
Personal folder = ma shit

Also note that Windaes 98 does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDAES 98

Tiperiter = a word processor
Cullerin book = a graphics program
Addin mershene = calculator
Scratch paper = notepad (usually unused)
Sounds = CD player
Porn = Microsoft Internet Explorer
Pikchers = a graphics viewer
Dole money = M/S accounting software
Sellik = a spreadsheet of Celtic F.C.'s recent scores
Bevvy = local off-licenses by area code and price of
Tennent's Super
Tax records = usually an empty file
Kappa tracksuit inventory (usually 3 meg file)

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Glasgow edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.


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Please remember there will be no censorship on Puredeadgallus we may not think it funny but you may and therefore it stays so TOUGH


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